NOVATownhall Exclusive: Latest Update on Al-Zarqawi Death

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Al-Zarqawi got to the Pearly Gates of heaven late last night and St. Peter made him go to an empty waiting room.

After about a minute George Washinton showed up and gave Al-Zarqawi a beating that would have killed him, had he not already been dead. Washington then left without a word.

About a minute after that, Thomas Jefferson showed up and took a turn beating Al-Zarqawi, followed by another severe beating from Robert E. Lee.

At this point St. Peter stuck his head in the door to check on Al-Zarqawi.

"St. Peter, I don't understand...I died in a jihad...where is the paradise promised to me by the Koran?"

St. Peter looked at him in a puzzled manner and said:

(drumroll)

"What part of seventy-two Virginians did you not understand?"

(cymbal crash)

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Moderate 5-19 said:

I like it!!!!

Heh, good one, NR.

Bruce said:

Those of you who appreciate my songwriting but can't stand my voice may celebrate the news with this song:

Home
Practically Poetz (featuring Rod Marlin on vocals)
words and music by Dr. BLT (c)2006
http://www.drblt.com/music/homeone.mp3

The rest of you (those who have had at least one beer) can participate in that very same celebration with this brand new one:

Now that Zarqawi's Gone
words and music by Dr. BLT (c)2006
http://www.drblt.com/music/nowthatzarq.mp3

Now that Zarqawi's Gone (acoustic mix)
words and music by Dr. BLT (c)2006
http://www.drblt.com/music/now.mp3

Now that Zarqawi’s Gone

words and music by Dr. BLT (c)2006


we can breathe a whole lot easier

now that Zarqawi’s gone

we can cautiously celebrate

now that Zarqawi’s gone

now that Zarqawi’s gone

we’ve got a reason for a brand new song

no, it ain’t over

but we’re feelin’ mighty strong

now that Zarqawi’s gone

when I heard it on

the evening news

I told myself

This must be wrong

But when I saw

The photographs

Upon the screen

I soon became convinced

Zarqawi’s gone

Now I know they’re gonna say

This doesn’t matter

‘cause we opened up a hornet’s nest

you know

yeah, some will say

it doesn’t matter

but it does to me

we’ve crushed the head of a serpent--

a serpent in his sleep

now that Zarqawi’s gone

we’ve got a reason for a brand new song

no, it ain’t over

but we’re feelin’ mighty strong

now that Zarqawi’s gone

Bruce said:

The link to that song has changed. It is now:

Now That Zarqawi's Gone
words and music by Dr. BLT (c)2006
http://www.drblt.net/music/nowthatzarq.mp3

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