I fight for mankind

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My civil rights bona fides go back for years and I challenge anyone to go toe to toe with me on empathy for my fellow man. Life is tough, and the curveballs it throws some of us can be quite different from what others among us face.

I've been there for the downtrodden; I give to the poor; I've advocated for the unjustly accused; I've personally sought to liberate those under the heel of discrimination; and I've led the war on clowns.

...because the bastards just keep showing up...

The organisers of a rock festival have abandoned a circus theme for the event after complaints from people suffering from a fear of clowns.

Would-be festival-goers e-mailed to say they would not attend because they suffered from coulrophobia.

Let's be clear about one thing: We all love the circus. It's as wholesome as the day is long.


But whoever started the insidious tradition of inviting these freaky painted evil goons into a celebration of humanity and furry creatures surely intended to undermine western civilization, and I for one will not permit it. Here I draw the line. Here, I take my stand.

Some may argue for inclusion. Not I.


I say, I am a humanitarian. I don't want the people to suffer from the uncertainty and fear. I don't want the children to suffer nightmares. I die a little each day for those who must confront the evil clowns. That's how much I care.

All I want is a circus with little midget guys and trained animals and contortionists and carnies like the Founding Fathers intended - and I want the conspiracy of clowns BUSTED, people.

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stay puft marshmallow man said:

blogging here, it seems like you'd be used to clowns by now

yes, possibly, but none of the evil ones

charles said:

Where are the clowns,

Send in the clowns,

don't bother, they're here....

zimzo said:

Who knew you were so familiar with gay culture, Charles?

...yeah, jeez, if I was going to drop a cultural reference it would have been more Roy Orbison/Blue Velvet.

charles said:

I imagine there are a lot of things about me that could be surprising.

I love that song -- my taste in songs is ecclectic and I make no defense or apology

I really love clowns, and songs associated with clowns.

"Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right
Here I am -- Stuck in the middle with you"

I must admit I am a sucker for sap rock; such as Cyndi Lauper's Time after Time, notably from the movie Napolean Dynamite.

Ah, what a film: "Still I love technology, Always and forever..."

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