Seventy-Two Virgins

By Joe Budzinski on February 11, 2007 12:15 AM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Good Stuff from the New Yorker, passed along by a friend of mine:

Virgin No. 16: Even I know that's tiny.

Virgin No. 17: "Do it"? Meaning what?

Virgin No. 18: I'm saving myself for Jesus.

Virgin No. 19: Somewhere on my body I have hidden a buffalo nickel.

Virgin No. 20: Don't touch my hair!

Virgin No. 21: I hope you're not going to sleep with me and then go sleep with seventy-one others.

Virgin No. 22: Do you mind if we listen to Mannheim Steamroller?

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